Sunday, November 15, 2009

Mine's cooler than yours

After a 45 minute tour at our local Planetarium, David learned that the sun is hot and the moon is cold. Wow! That's great, honey - how much did this educational journey set us back? At least this precious nugget of information did come in handy when the boys went to buy postcards. See normally, David would scream, kick, and bite anyone that got in his way of having exactly the same thing as Peter. When I picked them up, I was quite surprised to see their prized possessions. David explained everything when he smugly whispered into my ear 'mine's cooler, Papa'. He then giggled his ass off the whole way to the diner.

At the diner, Tommy stomped up and down the halls grunting his demands for food twenty seconds after ordering.

The cook poked his head over the counter briefly, but the Stomach growled at him and the obviously French chef nervously retreated back into his culinary corner. Feed me!

The food eventually did come and all three boys devoured their sugary feast. Bowls of syrup with a few pieces of pancakes and chocolate milkshakes were more than enough to get them to that glazed look that parents dread.

If anyone is wondering, it takes approximately four minutes after the consumption of such a meal to get to that zombie stare. After that, it takes approximately thirty seconds for the undead to wake up. Ten seconds after that, the waitress is standing by you with the check, even though you didn't even ask for it. Pay me!
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Ladder Talk:
1) What was the best part of your day?
Peter: When we go to the Planetarium.
David: When we to the Planetario go.

2) What was the worst part of your day?
Peter: When Davey keep talking by my Ladder Talk and not shut upping.
David: When I can not have a drink-brei by dinner.

3) What would you like to do tomorrow?
Peter: I want to play with my new rocket.
David: When I play with Tom.

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