Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Big-mouth Pirate

This is right after Peter's bath, where he once again made the offer to buy Mama a penis so she would look like the rest of us. I think it would take more than just a penis, but to be honest, I have avoided giving it too much thought.

The costume is actually a towel and if you think this outfit is cute on Peter, you should see it on Barb. When she puts that on and slaps on the red clown nose - oooooweee.

Look at that boy's mouth, though. Jesus! You could catch flies with that contraption. Now you start to understand how loud our Saturday mornings can be.

Go google Satchmo and tell me he does not resemble Louis Armstrong. Just white, of course. And smaller. And I am pretty sure Louis never donned a pirate towel, commando style. And Peter can definitely not sing. But they both have big mouths.

Peter had an art class today and his work was awesome. Really. His finger paintings have always sucked, but these are pretty cool. And, for the first time, he was able to write his name, completely on his own. I guess Peter is somewhat of a writer as well.
Ladder Talk:
1) What was the best part of your day?
Peter: When I had green and orange Kool-Aid.
David: When Mama found Mama fall down.

2) What was the worst part of your day?
Peter: When David get scratched by the cat.
David: When dadu ga no Papa. David funny.

3) What would you like to do tomorrow?
Peter: I want to play with Mama.
David: When I bla-da.

1 comment:

  1. So of course now I've got so much penis on the brain, that I took one look at the sword on the towel and instantly thought it looked like one. Excuse me, I gotta find a scraper to get my mind out of the gutter.