Monday, July 7, 2008

Gimme 5

5 was the magic number today for some reason. David woke up at 5 o'clock (in the freakin' morning) and was suddenly gifted with the ability to count to 5. Six, actually, but we are sticking with the theme of 5. Stay with me.

Angie was absolutely amazed and thought I would appreciate being shaken awake to listen.

I wanted to go back to my dream of 5 cheerleaders, so I called Peter in to be impressed for me.

Peter was apparently not so thrilled either and decided to put on his goggles and work gloves for what was sure to be the biggest beating David has received in his two years of existence. If 1 had been the number of the day, I am pretty sure I know which finger Peter would be holding up.

At work I had 5 meetings and left for home promptly at 5 o'clock, where I started drinking my first of what would turn out to be 5 beers. After dinner, Angie sent me out to get ice cream - 5 scoops.

After my fourth beer, my thoughts drifted to the periodic table, as I am sure is the case with us all. The atomic number 5 is assigned to Boron, which made me think of moron, which made me think of this blog. I logged on and checked and sure enough - 5 new visitors today. Welcome, Borons.
Ladder Talk:
1) What was the best part of your day?
Peter: When I ride with my bike on the playground with Sebastian was there too. I like that.
David: When I not saw you.

2) What was the worst part of your day?
Peter: When my forehead hurts.
David: Bonk, me head. Down.

3) What would you like to do tomorrow?
Peter: To play with Sebastian.
David: When Opa come zum mir.


  1. hey... please explain how the Boron's can vote for you!!:)))

  2. Click on the Humor-Blogs banner. You will need to sign up to review. To do this, click on join. Select to join just to review. Click on Home. Enter 'Zoo' in 'Find Blog' box. Then click on the icon with the 'i' in the middle. You then get a couple of the latest that you can vote on.

  3. Well I guess I'm the 6th new boron to visit.('Spose that makes me a carbon.)

    I is smart like that!