Friday, June 26, 2009

The Good, the Bad, and the Filthy

Even if I hadn't arranged the pictures in order, I think that you can guess who was the Bad. There are actually a few cute picures of David, but there are only so many 'sleeping Davey' pics that I can show. As for the Filthy, it does not matter if Tom is awake or asleep; the kid is just plain filthy. He must take after me.

So, yeah - it's visually and hygienically obvious why we took a bath today. Perhapy the why is not so clear. Tom's chin gravy would be one reason, but look closer. Pig-Pen actually has gravel stuck to his forehead. Amazing. Before we get to the ground up pavement stuck to his head, though, let us first figure out what the disgusting Agent Orange crap is that's covering his mouth, cheeks, nose and eyelashes. Yes, eyelashes.

Oh, I see. Mama fed Tom. And she used a robotic arm. Isn't that cute? I mean, come on - it's not as if he makes a big enough mess on his own; let's throw in a mechanical device that will only fling the slop around even more. Maybe next time you can hop on one leg and jump rope while you cover his hair in goo?

After smearing orange gunk all over the baby, Lady Robota let The Face loose. The funny thing is, she completely forgot to clean the kid. Mmm...yeah....funny. I don't know what the hell was in that orange mush, but his new facial somehow converted him into Mogli from The Jungle Book.

I don't know what is more amazing - that when I came home from work, Tom still had orange surprise in his eyes or that he had gravel stuck to his freakin' forehead!! Where the hell is Angie while Tom is out fleeing the jungle and banging his head on asphalt, by the way?

Oooooohhh. Now it all starts to come together. Crackbook strikes again! As Angie was busy admiring how many friends she has, Peter was busy getting sick.

Yes, again. At least a wet rag and a fluffy rhino were enough to save the day. Luckily, he did not call for Mama, because it would have been mighty hard to pry those fingers away from the keyboard. Somehow, I think he knew that this would have been a futile endeavor. He must take after me.
Ladder Talk:
1) What was the best part of your day?
Peter: When I snuggle with mommy and did a story by Mama and Papa's bed.
David: When Peter played with me Legos.

2) What was the worst part of your day?
Peter: When my forehead hurts.
David: When Constantin throw a shovel on my eye.

3) What would you like to do tomorrow?
Peter: When we just need to sleep 5 times and then Claudio gets a birthday.
David: When Peter play with me again.

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