Monday, June 16, 2008

The Vegan Circus


Today, the boys were invited to the circus. Angie was hesitant at first, since she is an animal lover and everyone knows that circus folk don't treat their animals properly. In the end, she said ok because she did not want to deny our children the whole "circus experience".

I told her I agreed and made a well thought out comparison to a vegan who would not deny her children the thrills of going to McDonalds for a Big Mac. This was apparently not the correct statement to be made with a woman who is six months pregnant.

"Big Mac?" she exclaimed, casting the moron look in my direction. "Of course I don't mean a Big Mac. That's fast food junk. Maybe a nice steak, but not a Big Mac."

Ok, 'animal lover'.
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Ladder Talk:
1) What was the best part of your day?
Peter: When we go to the zoo.

2) What was the worst part of your day?
Peter: When I got lost at the zoo because Mama was on the toilet.

3) What would you like to do tomorrow?
Peter: To have Dalia by the circus.

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