Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Caretaker Chris

This is Eisi. Also known as Chris. Also known as Peter's Godfather. I won't tell you what his family calls him. Aside from all the nicknames, pet names and references to animal body parts, what Eisi would really like to be called is Caretaker Chris.

Caretaker Chris is the name of his video application for the Best Job in the World contest. The video is pretty cool and not just because The Johnson's are in it, although I am sure we are the defining frame between worthless crap and pretty cool.

This contest has been running for some time and it is now down to the last four days. Eisi has managed to stay in the top ranking, so these last few days of voting will be critical. Because the job is in Australia and I would love to have a fully-paid excuse to go throw another shrimp at anything, I would ask my two readers to cast their votes. If for no other reason, a trip to Australia would make for some kick-ass blogs.


There are only four days left to vote but you can vote once each day, so get started. Feel free to spam the hell out of your friends, family and other people you hate and use intimidation, begging and bribes to get them to get their vote on.

Since I am on a shameless call for votes anyway, I would also like to point out that all you chuckle-heads out there can vote for me, too. I finally got off my ass and added the smiley faces at the bottom of each blog. If you like the blog, if it makes you giggle, if it makes you laugh so hard that you get light-headed and smash your head on your keyboard, let me know. Click on the smiley and vote. Don't get me wrong, I adore all of the fan mail and flowers that get delivered twice daily. I don't mind the autographs, talk shows and screaming fans. Nor do I find the paparazzi to be as intrusive as they are made out to be. It's like I keep telling all those persistent agents - book and movie deals are just not my thing. They can keep their mega-bazillion dollar contracts - I just want the smileys. Eisi is not a smiley kind of guy, though. He would much prefer stars instead. Five of them, to be exact.
Ladder Talk:
1) What was the best part of your day?
Peter: When I played with David animals.
David: When I Max and Ruby came out.

2) What was the worst part of your day?
Peter: When David put his butt in my face.
David: When Tom need he really loud cry.

3) What would you like to do tomorrow?
Peter: To play huka paka Peter.
David: When we go in kindergarten.


  1. Thanks, Steve. More about the Johnsonszoo in Australia soon on www.wonderfulreef.com )))

  2. It'll be great on Hamilton Islands: Angie will collect sea shells, we will go throw shrimps at eachother and the kids... oh shit... where are they... thought you would take care of them... YOU... NO YOU... YOU...