Tom and Jerry

Peter had a bunny, which was fitting since he likes carrots, hopping around a lot, and he has big ears that he likes tugging on. David had a pig, which is fitting in too many ways to list here. Grams, like Bush, is 'the decider' when it comes to these stuffed animal giveaways and she has decided to give Tom a mouse. There is nothing really funny about this, other than the fact that I was actually able to compare Grams to Bush.

I woke up and got the boys ready for their BIG DAY with Grams & Opa. BIG DAY being the covert name of the operation to allow me to go and watch Tom while Angie showers. We should have called the operation WAY OVERDUE.

At some point in the night, the doctors came in and removed all of the tubes from Angie. Unlike most of today's MTV stars, Angie was much better 'unplugged'. Released from those rubber leashes, Angie raced straight for the shower. By racing, I mean twenty minutes to stand up and another fifteen to make it to the showers. At least Stinky Gonzalez didn't have anyone there to laugh and point at her. Oh, yeah, that's right. She did.

Angie soaked away while I entertained Tom. Without two boobs, this proved to be a little challening, but somehow I managed. Just so you know, the whole 'hand-in-your-armpit-farting' is hilarious, just not with 3-day olds.

Tom had a checkup today and the doctor passed him with flying colors. I am a little torn here, though. I mean, should we really be judging Tom as a 3-day old? By my calcualtor, that kid was supposed to be here on the 18th, so shouldn't we be testing for a 14-day old baby? Don't answer that, it's called a hypothetical.

I went to pick up Peter and David from Grams and Opa and went to see Mom and Tom. Mom and Tom rhymes, something that Peter the Brain was quick to point out. Steve and awesome rhyme as well, depending on how you pronounce them. Man, I should be charging you people for such wit and humor. Keeping with the whole Grams-Bush analogy, I would have to say that Grams would be the wit. Bush would be have to be the humor, because come on, he can be pretty damn funny. At least a lot of people laugh at him.
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Ladder Talk:
1) What was the best part of your day?
Peter: When Rob come and when you said Mom and Tom, that rhyme.
David: When I cuddled mit Mama read a book.

2) What was the worst part of your day?
Peter: When I couldn't sleep by Grams & Opa.
David: When I go'ed Mama and machine.

3) What would you like to do tomorrow?
Peter: To go to the kindergarten.
David: Read a book mit Peter.