Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Stinky Pete & Dirty Dave

What you can't see in this picture is that Angie is the photographer. What you can see in this picture is that the kids are pointing and laughing for some strange reason. My only explanation for this - pregnant women are just funny.

The boys started out their day by dumping cereal milk down their shirts. Next, they smeared chocolate in each other's hair and tried to spread peanut butter on the cat. After that, they went to the playground and tried to break the world record for collecting sand on their skin. Next on their list of places to get dirty was the Neckar. There they did everyone a favor by removing a bucket of mud from the river, only they did not use a bucket.

Needless to say, the boys needed a good hose-down. Preggy doesn't really fit in the tub with both boys anymore, so I was volunteered. It was fun trying to guess what things were floating up from the deep as the boys soaked away layers of street gunk, playground muck, and general boy sludge. It made me question the purpose of the bath, though, since I definitely needed a shower after that one.

After getting scrubbed clean, the boys went to get their teeth scrubbed as well. David didn't cry at the dentist. He screamed. At least this time he did not bite the dentist. Yes, this really happened last time. I hate dentists, so I sided with David when that happened.

At dinner, Angie had a craving for pickles. After dinner, she had to have ice-cream. With that kind of diet, she better watch it; people are going to start thinking she is pregnant.

After eating, Angie found a torn book. 'Who ripped this book?' she shouted. David said 'I did' in such a nonchalant, I-don't-give-a-shit way that I completely cracked up. David must like hearing me laugh, for he immediately grabbed another book and was ready to rip it to sheds when Angie picked him up by his ear. I found this quite funny as well and continued to laugh. All in all, it was the perfect after dinner show.
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1) What was the best part of your day?
Peter: When I went to the playground and I played with Sebastian.
David: When I go with Mama.

2) What was the worst part of your day?
Peter: When David break that book.
David: When I fall down my elbow.

3) What would you like to do tomorrow?
Peter: To go with you to the Neckar and ride motor boats.
David: When Babara come.

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